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Dwight, I got the sofa, I'm the boss.
How're you doing?
Supply chain 2.0
I'm not gonna call her.
Wait a minute. What is this? I didn't order this.
I think so. Yeah, I have fun.
Yes, the social networking feature of the Yelp website
This place is packed!
Smells good.
Thanks for the drink.
OSCAR: Good evening.
You should see the girls I meet at clubs in the city.
Still haven't left the house yet, huh?
MICHAEL: No, they're just hot. Hotties.
You resemble the Tolkien character.
That's too much for me, man. I'm gonna hit the bathroom.
I've been watching Eva recently. I don't understand a word of it
Phyllis.
I know.
In case anybody needs to go to the bathroom
You can leave the light on if you want, but please stop talking, okay?
How old are you?
Hey, look what I found in the back.
Great. It's under here as "security guard home."
I've been watching The Wire recently.. I don't understand a word of it.
that's too much for me man
If they speak Spanish.
(MICHAEL SIGHS)
"beautiful babies."
If I had come in fifth place at trivia I’d kill myself
I told you, I have the number that rings here.
Amazons!
Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention, please?
Problems like that will not happen when we launch central scheduling 2.0
I say, let's hear it for the boys.
With vodka. You're the best!
Mmm-hmm.
Hank.
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(SPEAKING SPANISH)
How'd you get gum in your hair?