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[gasps] Watch out. The road is blocked. Stop!
I'll pet him in the wrong direction. I'll put a cucumber beside him.
[squeaking]
if you consider death, disease and rampant poverty acceptable.
They go well with me neck sparklies.
[sighs]
I shall soon cast thee out, demon, with these sacred tools.
Oh, wait, uh, just one princess. Me, Princess Tia...
Huh. Okay. [sniffles] Maybe I will.
Hey, that's Lady Lingonberry's carriage! I was stealing it!
[horses neigh]
[electricity crackling]
Whoa. That looks damn delicious. What the hell is it?
[gasps] You just killed my lawyer.
I care about Bean.
She's come along faster than we ever dared dream.
He disposes of them with extreme prejudice.
There's a lot of sexual tension between us.
Hoodlums? Bad friend? Ignorant elf?
Throw me the bottle. I'll throw you the elf.
Luci, thought I pushed you... We're together again.
Have you considered stealing things of value?
I would've done the same thing if you were a man. Now!
Oh, does she have a friend like me?
You know they prey on the weak in prison?
[herald] Four o'clock and all is well!
That drives them crazy.
[gasps] Wait, you know about the demon?
But they don't like me.
Civilizations were decimated. History rewritten. Maps redrawn.
Jerry, leave the highballs and, I don't know, feed the peacocks.
- And we're in kind of a hurry, so... - (CONTINUES GRUNTING)