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Where do I pay?
Deep down, chicks are just like guys - we all want the same thing.
- Are you a photographer? - No, I'm a model.
Tosh! Civilisation won't progress
Hey, you there! You in the Firebird! Yes, you, stop that honking!
Thank you for helping me out. Now roll out that trolley. I'm starved.
But then, my eyes are tearing up.
Champagne?
Uh... Frasier?
She's been afraid to fly since her harrowing incident.
drop a quarter and take a couple of minutes to pick it up, huh?
to do my bidding and fulfil my every desire.
That was the FIRST time I was nine.
A buddy of mine is running the Widows and Orphans Fund benefit,
(Women scream and yell)
What kind of mother are you?
but now that I know a bit more about you,
Oh, dear, I just insulted you, didn't l? Sorry.
Not that being tall is the only measure of a man...but it's a bloody good one!
My God! Daphne, why?
It deserves to be heard by a larger audience. Hee-haw! Hee-haw!
If I gain an ounce, she goes ballistic. She makes me weigh in every morning.