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- You think they'll never grow out of it. - Eventually they do.
- Number 21. - Ladies, start your engines!
Chuck, I'm sorry I offended you.
That's my new owner.
You... bought me?
Did it occur to you she might be lying?
Except last Saturday, when I took her and her 12 friends ice-skating.
I... Well, I mean...
You wouldn't have gotten anywhere with this gourmet meal routine.
OK. I live at the Elliot Bay Towers. Around seven?
- You don't care much for your mother? - Well, duh (!)
Oh, no!
(Irritated) He'll call you back.
Last week, he introduced me as Martina Navratilova's girlfriend.
She eats nothing. She's a total diet freak.
I was apprehensive about going out with you tonight,
♪ Hey, baby, I hear the blues a-calling Tossed salads and scrambled eggs