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Bernie! Aah!
I'm ten times faster and more confident than you.
[Myc] Wow. [chuckles]
Oh hey, now that he's available,
[in normal voice] Well, I'll be seeing you.
[electricity crackling]
And, uh, if I told you, you'd have to die.
I'm single by choice,
Let's just swap your brains. [chuckles] Freaky Friday, baby!
I'm so sorry to bother you. Do you think you could spot me?
That's what happens when you're too afraid to date a real human.
Uh, do you wanna check out the rare minerals room? Oh!
We could forget about this date and just chill.
I did it.
[electric scalpel humming]
in the entire four hours and 38 minutes I've been alive.
You know, I have all of RightSwipe's user data.
Practice on a robot. Heard you say it. I'm already committed to it.
Just give up.
I bet if you had to live a week with this mug,
You really mean that?
-[electric crackling] -[gasps] Oh shit. The real Bryan.
I'm sensing that Brett sexually satisfied Glenn's wife.
"Digital money."
Sorry, folks, my Brink's truck got a flat.
Well, if you can move on, so can I.
What if you didn't have to?
Oh come on. What part of this isn't working for you?
[shutter clicks]
Really? I've only ever been photoshopped out of pictures.
[glitching, grunting]
[strains, grunts]
What are you betting on now?
This is it, domestic bliss.
You haven't had a serious boyfriend since college, and it's worrying.