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said that he'd love me for as long as Pluto was a planet.
All right, let's do some John Woo shit.
Oh, Marcus isn't hard to look at.
You know what? It's okay.
-[rotating button clicking] -[grunts, strains]
Uh, no, you misunderstand.
[yelling] Okay, fruitcake, why am I still repulsive to women?
We both know museums are sexist places on earth
of watching me fail out of the gene pool.
Glenn, notice how you hold space for Dolores
Gigi, you don't think people just like me for my looks, do you? I mean… [chuckles]
I'm programmed to agree with you, so yes, babe.
-Whoa! -[smooches]
That's my favorite movie where faces come off.
I would love that.
Move over, yesterday. Today's my new favorite day to be alive.
Then maybe you idiots will stop gossiping about me
Just get this face off of me!
-[dramatic music plays] -[Glenn] A goddamn zero?
[grunts, gasps]
[electronic music playing]
Texting Bryan?
and this whole place goes to hell. I'm out of here.
but deserves more anyway.
Yeah, agreed. Okay, test passed.
Honestly, I'm impressed you're still alive.
Subtract a point for being divorced, add one for being a veteran.
Thanks for being on time for once… [sighs] …Glenn.
Don't worry, just stay here.
But don't you see? Your messy divorce, it wasn't about your bad face.
How could you say no to a smile like this?
who covered herself in sauce and started acting racist?
More like winning on your dating life.