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Reagan?
Oh, hey, Glenn.
(Slow motion yelling)
Gigi, I made him out of literal boyfriend material.
'cause my apartment's a hundred yards from a school.
Say yes. You're a 99.999% match. Even you can't screw this up.
-[beeps] -That'll be six bucks.
Ever heard of it?
[laughs awkwardly, sighs]
Because last week, when we made love, it was so tender…
I should get going. I have a date with real Bryan.
-Don't keep me waiting. -Hmm.
[grunting]
There was only one match for me. It's a waste of time.
Reagan. You didn't think I'd think you'd come?
Ugh, why is everyone so obsessed with me getting a boyfriend?
She is an impostor, and she's insane and…
Too late. I already texted him. You can go back to binging Friends.
He even has two settings.
The hair? The abs? The butt?
Oh my God, was she the one at the Italian restaurant
I'll rephrase. You still have a shot,
-And you have gum in your hair. -[grunts]
Oh yeah? Well, I built the guy that built you.
Whatever, I don't need you anyway. I'm on a billboard,
[guns firing on TV]
[Myc] Holy shit.
Bryan-bot?