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I'd rather be unstable than unfulfilled.
It turns out RightSwipe keeps an attractiveness score
[Myc] Yikes. Fine, all right. You clearly need this more than I do.
You can't. You're unstable. You could hurt him.
-Wow, that is pitch-perfect irony. -Definitely an upgrade.
There's also DJ, who likes to DJ, and BJ, who…
Listen up, shitbird, I'm the one who asks for money in this house.
Great, you're a good genetic match. Now, where were we?
Oh, no, no. Dolores, wait.
Wait, are my memories just implanted lies?
That's the sound of an apology.
Wow, you are very confident. [chuckles]
That would be…
I don't know, dude, whenever. Hey, can I have 20 bucks?
…we don't control. Reagan, I want you working late
Say no more, kid.
You're unstable. I have to decommission you, Robo-Reagan.
-Bryan Jacobsen, 32. -[mellow music playing]
Sorry. I got a little held up.
-Ow! Ow! Ow! [screams] -[grunts]
[beeping rapidly]
You're dumping me for a robot of myself?
Hey, hey. Not so fast. Who do you have on deck?
I'm pretty sure he knew what was coming.
Between the two of us, we could build the perfect dating algorithm.
Sure. I can't process food, but I can mash it in my face hole.
I visit Julian Assange for two days,
What's to explain? It's digital money.
Hey, you look like a man who already has money
Ah! Oh my God! Reagan, what are you doing in here?
Are you betting on my dating life?
[sighs in frustration]
We now have a blackmailer's ransom in personal data.
I did appear on a poster for a circus once.
You hooked up with the guy who cleans your drains?