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People really are their best selves when they don't have to try.
-I'm here to listen. -Apologizing? Active listening?
He wants to go on a date. What should I say?
There was only one match, but you changed.
Ugh!
I thought you guys moved to Alaska to become ice road truckers.
[gasps]
[Gigi] Y'all are swapping faces.
There's also Marcus.
he can be your plus-one to my next book signing.
-Well, you'll never believe this. -Likes BJs?
[buzzing, whirring]
hair down.
I can take a no.
[scoffs] This movie is so unrealistic.
you'll just sleep with anyone who has it!
Would you like to have sex with me behind that mannequin?
Yeah, she's a version of me that I'm trying to move past.
[laughs] …so I guess it's incredibly personal.
-[gasps] -Perfect nipple-to-areola ratio.
-Something's off. -No, it's just been a tough week.
-[gasps] -[whirring]
-[grunts] -Ow! [winces]
Those numbers don't mean anything. It's about what's in your heart.
Oh, hey. We've got to stop meeting like this.
Oh my God. Did you just…
And he doesn't mind wildly ambitious women?
or the funeral.
This is gonna take a lot of anesthetic.
[Myc] Holy Christ, it's finally happening. She's fucking a robot.
Yeah, it's a fucking hole in your head.
[scoffs] Well, you're not practicing on me.
Give me your phone. I got ten years of Tinder to catch up on.
I'm so glad we matched. Honestly, I-- [grunts]
Brett's a perfect ten.
Is this what my life is now?
Bring me Bryan.
[Glenn screaming]
Is she a robot version of you?
What do you care? You were too afraid to go out with him anyway.
Bryan, what have you… [grunts]