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You read this. Does that say "teaspoons" or "teacups"?
All right, Dad, let me see your auction face.
Hopefully you didn't call the police.
- Sorry. - Mm, mm.
I can't taste the difference.
I mean, yeah, you drop the F-bomb sometimes.
They must have gone out that window.
Ah...
- Where'd they go? - Look.
Ah, you pinched my boob.
I promise we'll try and get it in the hands of someone
Look, I completely get that, but not the other stuff,
Point is, it's-it's living on.
You know what, Bob? You're right. It's a dumb plan.
I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
God, I hope it's not our future.
Uh, forget I said anything. I mean...
Okay, I can live with creepy.
Wow. Think about all the meals they cooked in here,
Too bad the St. Patrick's Day street fair
I bet those people would gobble up green meat.
which makes this great.
Yes, it's me, Jules Beachum.
I want to hear the auctioneer talk really fast
I stared our restaurant's death in the face
I basically grew up in this place.
instead of serving 'em on hoagie buns,
So, how are you feeling?
- I'll go a thousand. - What are you doing, Jules?
who's gonna use it, someone's whose dream
What was the old color? I don't remember.
100, 100. Do I hear 100? 100...
- Quick, in here. - What the... ?