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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
- Oh, yeah, you did. - You got two.
Oh, my God. Your mother went rogue.
- I was willing to pay $50. - No?
- That's it, I'm coming. - You want to come?
Maybe he wouldn't mind if we just did one bottle.
of ol' St. Pat, huh? You gonna join me, or, uh,
It was my family's hiding spot for the ingredients that we use
- This was never gonna fit in there. - But on the plus side,
So, if your heart's telling you to be a beekeeper...
And you didn't get a ticket.
This grill belongs to my family.
I wanted to make corned beef hash.
You think we don't know about all that stuff?
Damn Bob and his mysterious hatred of green.
- Mm-hmm. And pro... ? - There is no pro.
Shut up, shut up.
It's a lip wig. I like it.
Let's see if Linda apologizes.
Beats me. What's not fun about green meat?
Ah. That's so St. Paddy's Day.
- on Front Street. - Or it's a really inelegant
- I'm gonna steal it. - What?
salt and pepper shakers, 30 sets.
Are you gonna go through life never trying anything?
♪ I think our restaurant is doing ♪
- I'll navigate. - This is great, Jules.
Uh, maybe don't tell us any more of your fun ideas,
Oh, no. Uh, this is your place?
- I just came for plates. - Face it, Dad,
steal back his family jewel.
You're drunk. I'm tipsy.
Then why are we stealing your flattop?
It's only work.
Oh, come on. $40?
watch Dad get his "aucsh" on.
Yeah, the heaviest piece.
An Irish coffee for you, Bob.
So what's with the super convincing disguise?
Drunk people always remember things the next day.
But that makes it exciting.
♪ Are the spices that I hide ♪
Why is it depressing?
- I'm pulling. - Have a beer.
- Why'd you open a window? - 'Cause they'll think
I guess we'll just tell your mom the plates were cursed.