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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Mmm.
Tweedle Yuck and Tweedle Blecch.
when you got rancid steak at home?
I bought her ping-pong table on Craig's List.
I can't ask him, otherwise he's gonna "take care of me."
I still can't believe it.
Back of the line, stranger. Huh?
We have towels.
Okay. That baby's head.
You're the goomar?
Sober. Quarter of a cheesesteak.
Well, you married someone whose first name is Fat.
He did give her the kiss of death, right?
All that's left is banana Runts.
Marge, if I ever tell you I want to get married again,
Ah, shut your face, Uncle Tone.
And how do you know the bride?
for embarrassing himself in public situations.
I tell you what, I'll let you pick which body part I cut off first.
So, you here for an eye test?
Homer, Marge.
You know-a the rule: no truffles for truffle pigs.
My lick.
He's too beautiful to die!"
We used our last day of summer vacation standing in this line,
and it didn't ride so low.