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This isn't your grandmother's Christmas party.
I don't mind telling you that I have an addiction. I do. To porn
(MEREDITH BABBLING)
you would take my side on this.
Thanks again, Meredith. You're welcome.
The next time you light yourself on fire,
This isn't your grandmother's Thanksgiving
The king has sex with a unicorn?
I know... And napkins, fanned.
I promised my daughter. Darryl, look, hey...
Sure.
Cannot do it then, monthly dental appointment.
They are now. Cool.
What is going to happen when you come into work and you're dead?
PHYLLIS: Oh, I don't think it's blackmail.
No! There is no way! No!
I bought out every store in the area over the last couple of weeks.
Have you ever heard of this doll Princess Unicorn?
All right, everybody's still here, perfect!
Yes, you are!
It's Christmas.
The only power you have over me
$120, $180, $200.
I need it more than anything in the world. I need a drafter.
"questioned the teachings of the Mormon Church?"
They have to hit rock bottom.
Here we go. No, no way!
Do you know how to do an intervention?
Angela, my bride, I just wanted you to know
Everyone in this room loves you.
Obviously.