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"Mark Twain presenting at Royal Albert Hall, 1904."
Now, sometimes... and you got to feel it...
I do not want to be friends.
Am I supposed to live in here now?
Hey! I did you a favor here!
Oh...
* I resign as clown *
not after I flattened him the last time.
they want no one to see.
what's going on in the world, they won't step in and fix it.
you have made your voices heard.
I was in a club and everyone was so drunk,
Share your story.
I was as sober as the next guy.
I can't wait to see the final product.
* It's a lovely day. *
Well, that is all for me, ladies and gentlemen.
I just found him backstage, and...
I talked to Mr. Zuckerman.
Huh.
All of you who came out today and marched and made signs,
* Hey, hey, hey *
it's a great spot to catch unusual acts
I said I'd come back.
I'll get it.
The guy say, "I found you a pretty girl yesterday."
- What? -30% of all comics die
Yeah. Light a match this time.
You don't know. It's mine, I want it.
Uh, what time are we meeting up today?
Oh, come on.
a minute, make sure he's not gonna blow again.
You just have to do it.
but life's a bitch.
And so I will now do our two-man show act
Hired some local girl who knows shorthand?
Don't touch. Did you tell her not to touch?
And she did not come out looking happy.
Thanks, boys. I'll be back.
* Yeah, my bucket's got a hole in it *
No, Mama.
Oh, no, believe me, I was as sober as the next guy.
* So let's sing a song *
My brother's brilliant, just like my father.
Joel... you remember Joel...
in some downtown, smoke-filled atelier,
So, let's see the new digs.
Do you know how to make an entrance.
Oh, well, we've been very busy.
The ones who understand that cities are made up
Uh, this is a very impressive gathering.
if you must know.
* He doesn't belong to me *
Now, this shithole is kind of an off-the-grid place.
Me? Oh, uh, well...
Excuse me, Ethan.
You gonna write everything down?
Oh. Any relation?
And where is your son, anyway?
There are consequences. Lesson learned.
And he'd say...
Next.
Okay. Well, there are thoughts here.
Hey, Daddy. We got records.
- I read the paper. - Yeah, only the shoe ads.
- * Go along, bad times * - Wallpaper is amazing!
I was so embarrassed, I was sorry I yelled.
* Cloudy gray times *
* Yeah, my bucket's got a hole in it *
if that's all right.
I've got to get a job.
And then I'd say, "Randy,
I'm not packing up your things. Penny can pack up your things.
Yes, it-it must be wrong. I meant his new address,
* Are here again *
What friend? - I'm sorry, did something happen?
* Long as I can be with you... *
he was like a brother to me...
715 West 116th Street.
* My heart torn and broken *
What am I, a trained seal?
...extremely unpleasant to look at.
Grandma says it's good.