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Don't feel bad, Lisa.
Oh, this is so embarrassing!
I shared all your standardized test scores with the other members.
we're going to ban such barbaric sports as bullfighting and cockfighting.
We're gonna use the power of good ideas to change things for the better.
We have eight malls, but no symphony.
- - For many of you, this will mean much less breeding.
Young lady, this may be the high point of Bart's life.
Aww. But I was gonna score.
Try not to speak. It's making your body ripple.
just as soon as I finish what I'm doing here.
Each the tops in his or her field...
- Did you have fun with your robot buddy? - Dad!
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- Aren't those supposed to be confidential? - Welcome to Mensa!
Well, you do now.
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Are you sure you're a fully accredited and bonded pornographer?
has been running this town for the better part of three days.
We hold you subomeguloids in the highest regard.
my failure to formulate a unified field theory, or you.
And we've really elevated the level of discourse at the dog track.
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Springfield has moved up to number 299...
Well, there's no one more learned than us.
Wow. I'm so honored you wanted me.
Jane Austen. Thanks, Lisa. I'll get right on it.
Man, I'm making record time, if only I had someplace to be.
we could build a theater for shadow puppets.
Hmm.
Light is not your friend. All right, let's do this thing.
No. Not me. Never.
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