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Well, I left Charles.
...Paul Young's a different matter.
Uh... is that really necessary?
Lying right next to it...
and he sweated all over me. Ugh! It was so gross.
I wanted to be the first one to tell you.
because I have a very... uh, special type of grown-up headache.
But I had some cause for concern.
Really? What did you buy?
What are we supposed to do?
They're like lightning.
If we leave, we won't be coming back.
Because she knew exactly what was going on with Alejandro.
Oh, thank God!
Look, I was, uh... I was thinking about your surrogacy idea.
Mother, no.
Shut up and listen.
Wednesdays are becoming very popular with brides.
I wanna get it cleaned before the ceremony.
She thought you were gonna pop the question tonight.
Oh.
That poor woman's dreams exploded in her face tonight!
"- Oh, I Really Can't. I'm Stuffed. - No, No."
I'm coming!
Your kids, they have any allergies I should know about?
It wouldn't have done any good.
You know, I'll exercise more, I'll eat better...
For some people. We're talking about you, Mother.
I know someone who works out.
So obviously, he's hidden the ring inside.
Tom called, said you both got pulled in to work for the weekend,
Oh, I... I am only 51. You know,
- Huh? - My zipper, it's stuck.
[Tom exhales]
What?
if she carried our child, we'd be footing the bill for years.
is for this guy to get his hooks into Zach.
into the stroller and then make it out your front door
[exhales]
- [cell phone rings] - I'm sorry, hang on.