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We're getting married. No!
Gabriella made him fall in love with her.
I threw it out my car window somewhere on Route Seven.
but don't forget for one second that she is a monster.
Now, of course, the wife, Mary Alice, is already dead.
And tonight he keeps pushing this "special dessert" on me.
Lucia, she was only 15 years old.
it's because of these antihistamines I've been taking.
and I'll pick you up at about 7:00.
You, um... you recovered from all of yesterday's excitement?
and I wouldn't get stretch marks. It's a win-win.
- Get in here! - [sighs]
but I have to tell you, I left them with a very reliable baby-sitter.
When Gabby was 15, he assaulted her, sexually.
Well, you'll be surprised, but I agree with you.
Hey, I don't know about you,
And you know, he might just be having it cleaned or something.
I have a migraine.
Then we did something good here.
Look, for the record,
I got surgery till 6:00. I'll get dressed,
I think if you asked her about it, the two of you could finally get past it.
Let me try it another way.
So we ask for small favours.
You can't. They're at work.
- We have reservations at Chez Naomi. - Great. I'll have a light lunch.
[sighs, door closes]
After such a long time, what is the point?
A day with our kids'll finish the job.
...but you and Gabby are gonna have to mend some fences.
Hi... Mom.
OK.
Why can't you just drink alone in your room like Tammy's mom?
Carlos, you are not seriously considering this.
... no matter what they may tell us.
Uh...
Yeah, well, you don't seem terribly shocked.
[Mary Alice] Previously on Desperate Housewives:
Carlos, what are you doing?
New boobs!
...l'll see you tonight. Bye.
or stuck on the phone or upstairs doing laundry.
It didn't have a big head, did it?
Then, uh... how about a little hair of the dog?
I hope you changed pharmacists.
We have to be at work in one hour.
There was plenty of bad behaviour that went on back then,
when she discovered her husband Karl had been unfaithful.
I've got a fantastic health plan, you'd be covered instantly.
Hello.
Oh, you'll see.
one by one.
Sorry, I forgot to tell you.
You've had too much to drink. Give me your keys.
- [chuckles] - Hey, Mrs McCluskey.
who will put the baby's needs first.
- You've had a tough week. - [announcer talking on TV]
Like maybe you told him?
Not that long ago, she keeled over in her yard.
but it's very, very iffy.
- [kissing] - Mm.