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Emotional situation.
We got a judy problem.
God, you both need a banana.
In the end, lotto couldn't take it.
Weak minds looking to jud-- to us -- for answers.
Don't let them claw their way back in.
I can't! I got too much to live for!
[ click ] true story. When he inv--
You are strong. You are judy.
Silence the naysayers. Follow your own voice.
"what we can learn from 400 years of white men."
[ cellphone rings ]
And I don't have the courage to tell them no.
And I make my own decisions!
She [bleep] fired us.
My passenger seat. I use it for the hov lane.
And, god damn it, I'm gonna have it again!
I got you so you'd outlive me!
Let's get you your laminate's worth.
Say hello to your future.
[ laughs ]
She's close.
"oh my god, who wrote this?"
But, uh, I'm off the sauce now and -- and struggling.
You pushed her too far. And I pushed you pushing her.
As your best friend,
[ engine revs ]
I'm just gonna have to set a boundary with you.
Okay, I know you're programmed to sound like