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Not you, gazela -- and for proving me right.
I act out whenever I'm in the minority.
The way I'm telling you to be.
Uh, more like a niece. Uh...
♪ hey! ♪
[ chuckles ] I'm no hero, girls.
Since then, danny and I have been our own act.
So when people say, "judy, what's your secret,"
Dr. Andy, you magnificent bastard!
But they'd built their entire act around that goddamn song.
I was about to fall over anyway.
[ gasps ] so pretttty!
No, I-I -- [ clears throat ]
Birdgirl: Yeah, yeah, she escaped.
Cursive writing.
[ wheels rolling ]
[ whirring ]
You just had to do it, didn't you?
Charley: Judy, these are the judettes.
[ cellphone rings ]
One hank of hair. It'll grow back.
For me, you mean.
I have a keynote speech to give.
On standby in case she's a no-show for her speech.
Make sure it's not me.
Man on radio: Today on "planet money,"
This feels wrong. I need air.
Oof. I am doing more emotional labor today.
I want tablet, I want tablet, Noah! Is a mine or yours? That's my tablet!
Momma sherry: Aww, I can tell you really loved this one.
Gut! [ woman screams, audience gasps, glass shatters ]