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You're a genius at that.
Oh, Jesus. What A Waste Of A Monkey Paw."
Ow!
Please don't.
Pluto's a [beep] planet, bitch!
To me, this was all just a bit,
It was important to your dumb devil friend.
Yeah, welcome to the club pal Yeah, welcome to the club pal
Um, what -- what are you doing back from Pluto so quick?
Wait, what am I doing?
I find this all quite preposterous.
I'm so proud of you, Lucius.
Mrs. Tate, is it?
They changed it in 2006.
I got a computer in here, you know?
♪ go hard, getting busy with it ♪
Um, a party?
Dad, Pluto isn't a planet.
Nobody's smarter than Rick, but nobody else is my dad.
Morty, I'm not as smart as your grandpa Rick, but
I haven't learned a thing!
ROBOTICS ISN'T ALWAYS EASY
Yeah, bro. Yeah.
Here, you can use my phone.
That's what I meant.
Everything's deductible.
sneakers to make him run faster, but guess what?
the ghost lady that came out of it, but --
Everything's free, right?
I haven’t learned a thing
It's shrinking because of corporations.
Hey, Morty, you want to go on a... Oh.
- What? Sorry? - I don't know.
You know, like how every other store in the world works?
I'd like to introduce you to
When you invite people to your house that you haven't seen in 10 yrs. And not all of them show up.
Chad: [after doing something nice]
Tristan: how much I owe u?
The center of Pluto, mr. Smith,
Whatever.
What should I do when I fail -- get myself an ice cream?
We totally worked it.
This is my grandpa, Rick. He was just leaving.
Some committee of fancy assholes disagree.
One never pays here-- not with money.
Well, yeah, but you know they changed it.
People like Rick are making me obsolete.