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I can vouch for that. Will you cross your legs, buddy?
So if you want to be my plus one, Lily's a damn good cook.
Mmm, a deuce.
happy, weightless, with a heart full of joy.
you can't manipulate people like that!
- What gives you the right to do that? - Ted, I did it for your own good.
Hey, hey, we shouldn't be celebrating.
So, live long and prosper. Whatever.
So, if it weren't for you, Ted and I might still be dating?
Yeah, I totally should have said that.
and then you and I would never have become best friends.
"Douche" is sugarcoating it.
Don't even say that. Okay?
I guess I get it.
Tell me more about being married.
Why should I believe you?
- Little Barney says, "Mahalo." - Mmm-hmm.
Listen, Ted, you're great, and this is so difficult,
Hey, remember your old college roommate?
Oh, well, I got a great deal on them, so...
He was accessorizing!
Wow, no wonder Marshall dies at 68.
- Kind of makes you wonder. - Yeah.