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Okay, you know what? Fine, make your little jokes.
You got lucky. Okay?
(SIGHS) What a story. So brave of you to share that.
God, I hated him.
I've known you 12 years, and I can honestly say,
to the rest of us mortals down here who are still looking for someone.
And she'll help you find other girls to have sex with?
Two, sexy.
I knew you were listening! Yes!
What about you?
Ted, think about how awesome you, me and Marshall are.
It will. That water will kill you. It is a toxic deathtrap.
(DOORBELL RINGING)
So that's where my Creed CD went.
I have to lie perfectly still so I don't wrinkle my suit-jamas.
- Did you break me and Robin up? - You're damn right I did!
- Hi. - Hi. What are you...
Anyway, here's his obituary.
(CHEERING)
Stop talking to me like I'm your enemy!
- Admit it! - There's nothing to admit!
Thank you.
Ted's just been through a bad breakup.
Hey, here's a fun question, just for fun.
A coffin.
Don't read a book or anything.