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I want to leave an old message...
and around my ex-wife, who's now engaged,
You know, I called the flight attendant a "stewardess."
I mean, I was basically doing the coordinator's job.
don't you have a lecture at 3:30?
- Oh. Uh-oh. - (bus ending rumbling)
you know? I mean, last time, sure
I mean, is he not gonna see me before I go?
That is going right back where it came from!
It's good. It's great, it's great.
(phone ringing)
Even more famous than her, Keanu Reeves.
You need to be here.
- Let's get some food, shall we? - Are you for real?
that brain gouger wasn't cheap.
My little bone crusher. That's what I call him.
- You're an idiot. - No, I'm not.
- Food whore! Waitress! - Are you just...?
No one could grab that, huh?
I mean, the guy's going all out, too... he wear skirts.
MAN: It's $750 a month, plus utilities.
Oh, God, no!
- I can mess around with. - All right. All right.
- Hmm. - Excuse me.
Hey, I hear you. Dad joke gone bad.
I'd swear he was a woman.
The girls in 6B are gonna tell you I spy on them
Take a seat, Zorn.
- Say hi to the wife for us. - (snap)
First thought, Margie in HR.
Really look forward... you know, back in Zephyria...
on the staff of Quiv, okay?
I've never seen Mom happier, uh-huh.
No, I'm kidding, I'm not gonna tip you. (chuckles)
- I don't do the bus, really, so... - Yeah, you do.
But the talons are still razor-sharp