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And this is for you.
I don't think he wants you to get an appetizer.
(giggling) Stop.
Traditional, classy, subtle.
that actually know what they're doing,
I'm sure you'll see what I see.
You're gonna do it, right, Dad?
(sobbing)
That's right, bitch. Cry.
Don't you worry.
I found him changing his diaper
Because you won't be getting a tip.
What? No.
Don't you?
From now on I'm gonna call you
Yeah, about that.
They live underground, you see.
Now that I've been raped by some guys
Well, providing punctuation, but that's...
the best wedding singer on the East Coast.
SINGER: ♪ I like it when your booty goes ♪
We've got to get down there!
Liar. You have no idea what I'm talking about.
Pretty good, huh?
on the only people in my life.
(gasps) There's still time to save Des Moines.
I Maximus Horatio Shamus Benny and the Jets,
Oh, Max, it's so good to see you.
♪ Money from people
Ehh.
♪ Baby Jesus ♪ Yeah!
Breathe.
All right. Yeah.
Got the background, the chops,
(dance music plays)
I've been an old fool.
Oh, honey, look, I got you
Max Jets?
I assure you, Stan. Gina loves me.