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WHY DON'T YOU GET UP THERE
IT'S MORE FUN THAN EVER NOW.
YOU'RE NOT GETTING OUT OF THIS ROOM ALIVE.
AND LET'S PUT DOWN OUR PADDLES SIMULTANEOUSLY
AS A MATTER OF FACT, I FEEL PRETTY GOOD.
HEY, COACH.
I'LL HAVE A TROUGH OF BEER AND A SNORKEL.
20 MINUTES.
YEAH. YEAH. I BET YOU GOT LOTS OF PRACTICE
WHAT CAN I GET YOU?
IT CAN BE A KNOCK-HOCKEY TABLE,
NORMAN, TAKE YOUR MOTHER TO SEE BUNKER HILL.
IT'S NOT GOING TO BE ALL NIGHT.
AND STRONG-WILLED,
CLIFFIE, MAYBE YOU COULD HELP ME OUT.
AND HANG OUT WITH THE LOSING TEAM?
ANY TAKERS?
SHE'S A NATIVE OF MONTANA,
NORM! NORM! NORMAN.
I'M PUTTING DOWN MY PADDLE.
WHERE EVERYBODY'S MADE TO LOOK STUPID--NOBODY.
WOULD MAKE YOUR DAD STORY LOOK LIKE SELF-PITYING TRIPE.
YOU GET INTO A CONTEST,
GEE, DIANE, YOU GOT TO ADMIT, THEY ARE BEAUTIFUL.
GEE. I WONDER IF I COULD COAX YOU
YOU COULD BE HAVING AN APPENDECTOMY
A VICTORY OVER THIS DESTRUCTIVE PROBLEM WE BOTH HAVE.
OK. TELL ME, SAM, HOW DO YOU FEEL
BUT I BET YOU I COULD BEAT THE PANTS OFF OF YOU.
OH, WELL.
YOU GUTLESS WONDERS.
YOU SAID THEY TREATED YOU VERY WELL.
TO WATCH SAM MALONE PITCH.
BUT FOR YOUR INFORMATION,
HER TURN-ONS INCLUDE STRONG BUT SENSITIVE MEN,
I THREW A BLANKET OVER HER,