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Not yet.
He's balding.
IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE
What is it?
m'out
Come on! Let's go, baby! Come on!
I'm George.
He is so powerful. He can lift 100 pounds right up over his head
I'm not gonna tell her about your shrinkage.
These pretzels...
...all the way to the yellow sun of the Earth.
I could barely see from the waves crashing down upon me...
I want details, and I want them right now.
That'll be 5 ... 10 years
But this cannot be disturbed.
My sister had pony.
Either you're born with humor, or you're not. It's not gonna change.
My cousin had pony.
...and we couldn't be friends the way we are now, that would really be bad.
I’ll go if he doesn’t have to play
...as highly acclaimed, had it been published under it's original title...
Tolstoy used to write in the village square.
We're not gay.
What, are you crazy?
...face to face with the blowhole.
Yeah, we just want to take this...
- What do we got? - An idea.
Have you seen the new addition to the Guggenheim?
Por quê você é tão perfeccionista?
an idea for the show
- Well, she asked you. - I can't wear this puffy shirt on TV.
You were supposed to buy me a meal
I am never doing...
Now I call you whenever I'm inclined, and vice versa.
Thick, lustrous hair is important to me.
Hola Carmela
What are we gonna do there, talk?
Tuesday has no feel.
- Why is that? - Because the mail never stops.
My father's gay
You were smiling during Schindler's list?
The spit then came off the rib...
...the D. That's the biggest.
Four. Seinfeld.
I didn't know what she was talking about. I couldn't hear her.
Well, I'm sure you did. Who wouldn't love a pony?
Do you wanna have sex with me right now? Let's go.
I guess things changed for me On Friday night
Why don't they have salsa on the table?
The porn bots are out of control!
It's chocolate, it's peppermint. It's delicious.
Soup’s not a meal
I wear diabetic socks!
Mr. Lippman, it was his mistress who insisted...
He's nice. Bit of a close talker.
you double dipped the market.
- What did you do? - I zipped up.
My mother caught me.
Am I a hipster doofus?
Our day was ruined.