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I think you're both mentally ill.
Catch phrases
It's Gore-Tex.
I'm unemployed, and I live with my parents.
You're considering hiring me for your latex salesman.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
- You just tell it. - All right.
I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.
...I'm a much bigger idiot than you are.
Don’t you see what’s happening here? I’ve become George
Who wouldn't love a person that had a pony?
I need a good cheek. I like a good cheek.
See, you know how to take the reservation.
A hundred episodes.
I need hand! I have no hand!
No. No! No! Nothing happens!
The dingo ate your baby.
- I still don't know what the idea is. - It's about nothing.
- Oh, Chunkys. - Chocolate babka.
- What about the body? - Good body. Nice body.
You're gonna be the first pirate.
you dipped the market. you bought the dip...
NO, OF COURSE NOT
That's a lot. During the course of which George, Elaine, Kramer and I...
How could she be smarter than you?
- Exactly. - What's your show about?
Nobody was there. They're supposed to be working.
Gone, gone, gone, gone
I'm out of the contest.
Well, people kept ringing the bell!
Because people like to say salsa.
Let's go. You get dressed, you get dressed.
I'll go if I don't have to talk.
...get behind the wheel. Now I'm driving the bus.
Not bad, huh?
Also a new name for a traps axe wound
Course...
- You always tell it. - All right, tell it.
My Father has an OF.
Okay, okay, rule number two: Spending the night is optional.
You just don't know how to hold the reservation.
I guess after that many beers, he's probably a little groggy anyway.
So that's it?
- Heard. It was a joke. - Look, you wanna have sex right now?
Oh, right, well...
How long does it take to find a bra?
- What if she discusses it with Jane? - Oh, she's not gonna tell Jane.
- Newman. - Newman.
- Absolutely. - I mean, I have many gay friends.
Okay, thank you very much. Thank you. Gee, boy.
IT'S ALL SUPERVISED!
Glamour?
Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli.
- Well, why am I watching it? - Because it's on TV.
...when I first started here that that sort of thing was frowned upon...
- No, I can't give details. - No details?
...and I have to turn and lean on my elbow to make the pen work.
Elaine could be a character.
In fact, I hate anyone that ever had a pony when they were growing up.
Yeah. Just keep out of my business, you big ape.
She's got a fine cheek.
We'll make our choice in a few days and we'll let you know.
...War... What Is It Good For?