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Right.
- it was funny. - Yeah.
- Shall I tell you what Neil's done? - Can do.
Yeah, I do. So...
That's free. Thank you.
Let's not dwell on whether it is or isn't this or...
"Gareth Keenan investigates."
Let's have a laugh at work,
"At the third stroke, the time sponsored by accurist"
Don't tell me where I can and can't go in my own company.
Good. Fine.
Come here.
- Have you let anyone go? - Yeah.
that's the old office, so,
- Pathetic. - Is it?
well, can you give me, lets say, five practical changes that you've actually made?
PATHETIC
I would make poison darts out of the poison off deadly frogs.
Yes, head office are talking of downsizing,
And not because I'm in it,
But they're not a good idea. Office romances.
- I know you lost Julie Anderton recently. - Who?
he really lost it here.
no, it is. That was never in question.
We're all on-line here. Hooked up...
whoa, whoa. Colombo here figured it out, did he?
All right?
The thing is though, no one's dispensable in my book.
You’d be next Couzens like ‘em posh
we've got access to the internet, but it is not censored.
I have, in a way...
I’m sorry Steve it looks like you’ve turned off replies and I know you hate that
They're all bummers.
who else has seen this filth?
Staff.
Have you made any redundancies?
Yes. Christ, you're good.
- but know that I am. - I don't think you are.
looks like a... doesn't it?
You lied to me because you don't have the guts to do your own job.
Yeah? The guys upstairs on the phone - they're the mouth.