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Man, that felt great!
I got a delivery here for the producers.
[ Whimpering ]
Oopsie. We got some leakage. Let me just cauterize that for you.
but now you seem so nice.
Allegra Hamilton as Sister Bernadette and Roxie Monoxide.
- [ Homer] Ding-dong. - Whoa! It's the door!
[ Cheering ]
- Is Barney that drunk? - [ Moans ]
[ Gasps ] Ben Franklin.
[ Sobs ]
Back in high school, I asked you...
Now you're charming.
How tragic. Tell me more.
Hmm. Hmm!
A new life. A second chance... for revenge.
Hey, Moe, if you're tired of being an eyesore, why not get some plastic surgery?
Well, I just wanted to show you the face that you could have been kissing.
- Yeah. - Oh, I was just a stupid kid back then.
- Kids, would you like a balloon? - Yeah, right, Mom.
But the one hole I've never been able to fix is the one in my soul!
with sexy results.
- has the right stuff to dispense Duff? - ##[ Dance Rock ]
Now those eggs are hatching, and the feeling is indescribable.
TV ugly, not ugly-ugly.
Hmm. This isn't nearly as complicated as Moe made it seem.
Hmph!
- [ Giggling ] - Look at her.
Yeah, but just for a minute. It's a funny story. I'll tell you sometime.
- Hey, give me that! - It's mine!
[ Bart Grunting ] Oh, we've gotta get closer.
but you still might feel bad on the inside.
Well, Moe, now we see...
We need a symbol. Something that says we're gay and Republican.
I knew it. I guess I'll just crawl back to live in a sewer...
- Yeah, all right, Moe! - That's my Moo!
belly up for the Duff Beer-tender of the year contest.
[ Groans ]