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Hello
Why is this weird?
i'm not even on facebook! oh, sorry.
[Screams]
yes beryl ortasial? what do you want? i want you to capeoria.
Oh, and un-shut up for a second.
and two, what's more impressive,
'cause you people can't get married or whatever,
She's a baby.
[Scream continuing]
Are you happy?
Hey, Cheryl. I understand you’re upset. But do you know what helps with being upset? A warm embrace. Get out, now!
So, hey, um, Archer totally flaked on me.
And you, my tweedy widdle--
Him and-- He and...
Clean the jizz out of your ears, jizz-ears.
"let's me and you blow Pam's boyfriend Arn
but would you mind keeping A.J. for the--
did you mean--?
You can't see it, but I really am.
Oh, and also rob a gun store.
Take a left. Take a left!
Jesus Christ, Arn.
Barry?
Cyril looks over to Lana, who’s snoring, with her purse on her lap, and the cup holder full with used tissues. She blows her nose while asleep. Lana has a cold? When did this happen?
Who's bionic!
I don't want to show up with a black eye.
robots george yes gayle yes jazz oh i forgot her problem do do yes wooooo! reow! first a sweetheart two trolleys war! boing yes faye yes gayle knows it snok snotgonirtkaisksalai sneoekrthriesiaheodowjrkfjri cmahrytiforke yes boing with SL tenessesee! you're convoyed and divorced!
A.K.A., me, Sterling Archer. Oh, yeah.
Whoa.
Well, thanks, other Barry.
I'm not the one who chugs balls
to our house in the Hamptons,