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Is everything okay?
"Oh, he's gon' be the one that needs to be secured."
I heard there's a bet going.
Yeah. That's what makes it tough.
I keep my kids engaged.
not to elongate my vowels before we're in school.
Courtney! Hey, Courtney! What, get --
JANINE: Courtney?
against nationalism.
A lot can go wrong, actually.
If you really want to know, you should read her file.
(laughter)
But...
No, no, no. I feel that with a more challenging workload,
All right, everybody, uh, settle down.
All right. So Nicole's not here.
in the tradition of playing the dozens.
before you take her into your class.
(chuckles) No, that's okay.
ol' blue shirt...
Of course I'm being clowned, okay?
of Courtney's file earlier,
You know it! I got my favorite parking spot,
Oh, yeah, no. Not awkward at all. Just...
You mean three-time NBA champion Tyronn Lue?
(scoffs) One thing I will say --
for everything you did for me back in kindergarten.
- the man sold food poisoning. - (chuckles)
Okay.
I'm like the Allen Iverson of teachers,
Hi. I'm Janine.
JANINE: It's a heart.
♪
Well, maybe if you hadn't been making fun of me yesterday,
Mr. Vampire Weekend, that really hurt my feelings.
Guess you win the bet.
and (clicks tongue) tarnish my reputation forever.