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Being hooked up to an I.V. While Mr. "I went to Juilliard"
You're my maid, Carmen.
the immigration judge asked for.
So you don't hate me?
You and I are going to make love.
Or not so well.
of finding out that you used her.
I mean, it's only been a month, but so far...
where you drove off a few minutes later.
Oh, shoot, I have chicken hands.
Because...
You're not funny.
for the night of your husband's accident.
Why don't you come to the house,
- Are you serious? - Tony's gone.
Yeah. Thanks.
Hey, you just called me "papi."
Do you have a couple minutes?
Did you tell someone?
I just have to come up with a new plan.
He wanted to take back control of his business,
I don't want to talk to anyone right now.
I know it was hard for you to tell Valentina you went to jail.
I have no idea what you're saying.
Indicating this hit-and-run was deliberate.
Or do you prefer "Paolo"? Or "Maximillian"?
but he's gone by half a dozen different aliases.
destroying my self-confidence and my self-esteem.
Some scotch.
I'm so sorry.
I'm not talking about firing you.
You told me to call if anyone came to see your Uncle.
Aah. Let's go!
If you invite him to eat with us, I'll kill you.
Papi, we were married for 20 years.
he refuses to get out of character.
So they can give more screen time
No, it's humiliating.
and I'll tell them what you're up to.
Let's do this.
Could you leave us alone?
- Mom. - Aah!
There's an immigration hearing next week.
Then he is in for a rude awakening.
I did, indeed.
Wait.
Let me drive you.
First she has to answer our questions.
I got myself into some trouble.