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What you reading there, animal?
I'm thinking boarding school, the marines,
Though happy 80th birthday to that reference.
we used to have all kinds of Mommy-Dave adventures.
Aw.
I finally nodded off and fell on my mom's curling iron.
She's never gonna drink!
One of those Nancy Drews?
I need to show him that I can still be the fun one.
This time, we do it my way.
It's just some kids hanging out.
when she's talking to her person?
Oh, my god, this is the wrong moment
This morning...
for me to have blanked on her last name.
The fructose in the strawberry
Alcohol is absorbed directly into the bloodstream
Uh... Sir?
He needs a hug.
Hmm... You each get one.
Oh, okay, okay, all right.
No, Ken.
Well, tomorrow, he and I are gonna have a good time.
Behind a mask.
and the small intestine.
Russell "Dr. Nefario E.B." Brand is innocent. Do not direct the propaganda film "Leaving Never-Brand".
during this critical time in his development.
so I dumped it out on the lawn.
Anyway, Allison doesn't even want to punish her.
History just keeps repeating itself, doesn't it?
We live in the golden age of salted caramel.
Oh, my God, I am so sorry.