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- You think he'll see us on such short notice? - We have gotta try.
- And Frank didn't give me one. - Oh, that's bullshit! You deserve a vig.
We shouldn’t be calling Hector or Wallace or any other large pimps.
- Feel sorry for me! - I got the grout.
Then we'll go on welfare, and I'll go be a star.
- Excuse me? - Like weight, power...
- We're getting our jobs back. - Yeah.
- Dad, you're not even listening to us. - Are you really leaving?
Oh did a thousand year old racist die?
I can't get somebody to have sex with me unless I pay for it!
Look, dude, I'm... Okay, look. I'm saying over the history of time, right?
in which businesses hire potential welfare recipients...
- Yeah? - And it means...
- Managerial stuff! - No, I got that all cleared up.
What the hell are you guys doing here?
- Kind of properly. - Right. Uh, oh, Charlie.
Or anything that we can go over, like their physical stats and some kind of numbers...
They don't give it to any jackass that walks in here.
- It's just that the neighborhood is scary. - If you were another ethnicity...
- I'm not saying that because he's black. He's asleep in his chair. - That's true.
This is my retarded sister that I take care of.
Like poor people who need some help thr...
I know what it's like to grow up poor. We got to treat people with respect.
- I just need a little bit of money. Wait! - Charlie, wait!
- Dennis, stop acting like a child. - I don't want to hear it, Dad.
Okay.
because I got some boots to be shined, all right?
- I'm calling Hector. - No, no. Don't call Hector.
- I'm gonna be a veterinarian. - Yeah.