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But what else should I expect
-[laughs] -He can't be serious.
They'll find a cure, my love.
Holy shit, that's insane.
I... I gotta take this. Sup, babe-arino?
What? No!
and you couldn't handle it, so you fuckin' froze her.
So, yeah, I'm a little on edge.
You know, speakin' doctor to mister,
I'm not buyin' your bullshit story!
Ah! [groaning]
Not entirely. The steak is under-seasoned,
all the way back to the Hidden Valley.
how much I love my fiancée and will do anything for her,
OH!! A Human Vagina! I see it.
-[grunts] -I got news for ya,
Oh, yeah. Kites are odorless.
Oh, my God! Get out of here!
Mmm, like butter. Yes.
Problem solved.
with our super dope love, and it is in the bag.
While I totes appreesh the apology, I realized something today.
Why's he doing that? What's wrong with your face?
You're just like my ex, you creepy control freak.
Wow! That's the nicest thing you've ever said about me.
-about this place? -[cell phone rings]
[gasps]
I need sustenance
Jesus, that blue perv gets his jollies by freezin' women.
Ah, fiancée... The love... Um, well, uh,