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- Go ahead, take a little guess. - I don't have to guess.
88 has admitted the theft of a hot piano.
After it's too late, I run out and buy some flowers.
- Wilma, I'm home. - Fred.
- and I won't make a sound. - Good.
I'll watch the bumps, you watch the piano.
Drop me off at the flower shop.
Wilma hit me with everything except rice and old shoes...
Officer, wait!
and no license.
And where is my breakfast as usual?
- you'll get your fingers burned. - Yeah.
Good, that'll be $1,500.
- Go ahead and play, Shorty. - Thanks. I'm a little rusty, though.
Yeah, when Wilma opens her eyes tomorrow morning...
All I wanted to do was surprise my wife on our wedding anniversary.
Wilma!
- What, Fred? - The same thing.
Simple. Since I'm dressed for it, I might as well do some dusting.
Stand back while I throw a little weight on it.
- I explained everything to Wilma. - You did?
Five years.
- $1,500? - He's only got $50.
How's about your muscular little friend there...