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If my life were expressed as a function...
Sheldon, I have some bad news.
- Thank you. - You're welcome.
No, our food always comes in Szechwan Palace containers.
In the paintball shed. Twice.
I told you, my mom has spider veins.
Yeah, more cutbacks.
Oh, it's great. Everybody in the Engineering department is eating their hearts out.
...but sure, I'll do this pass-fail.
I don't eat in my desk chair and I don't work in my spot.
...with new equipment and research trips.
We tell him somebody broke in.
All the while knowing that there's a paint pellet out there with your name on it.
Yeah, gee, I'd really rather not.
She can't shoot me. She's dead.
I Work In My Desk Chair And Eat In My Spot." Sheldon is a segmenter ;-)
No, no, friends forgive the little things.
Oh, yeah. Sorry about that.
The waiting.
Hey, I'm really sorry about that Geneva trip.
I know what to do.
I'm busy, Ma.
We'll all have a great view as Penny runs out and kills everyone in sight.
What kind of sex are you having up there?