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Thank you.
- Where's the rest of your squad? - Uh....
Just to shoot the couch with a paintball gun?
If it were your head, it would be.
They gave Leslie control over some unrestricted grant money.
We could tell him they wanted the couch to stay away from their boyfriend.
I don't know what I would do with a date.
- Hey, guys. - Hi, Leslie.
I'm afraid so.
Shh. Act normal.
There. Looks fine, right?
Did you see Stargate where they found themselves on a planet...
Howard, I'm on your team.
Nope.
You're not crazy.
That's three hours of picking out shoes just shot to hell.
You're also arm candy.
Sure. I'll pick you up in 10 minutes.
When did that happen?
Here we go.
Okay, first of all...
Well, it's partly you.
You claim it's going to be a week. I have no faith in your cleaner.
- ...in compensation for a similar action. - Thank you.