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You’re Batman
"Men definitely hit the remote more than women.
Great, great.
You'll see. Things will be different now if you'll just give me one more chance.
Eric. What kind of name is that for a clown, huh?
- George, what is it? I'm working. - Robin, listen to me.
I'm flattered they think I'll stand in a burning hotel room...
"Hey, let's go eat in Toby's office."
...stranger things have happened. Thank you, Elaine. Thank you.
Really great. Really, really great. Don't you think so, Elaine?
He says, "Where do you think you're going, Cracker Jack?"
- Sure. - Boy, wouldn't that be exciting?
Yeah, i am batman
He really does a number on you. "Seinfeld froze like a deer...
- This is Ronnie Kaye. - The prop comic?
Hey, man, good set.
Smoke.
Hey, I've got four minutes to live. I've never panicked in my life.
Who's Bozo? Bozo the Clown. That's who Bozo is.
I don't know who The Vandals are. What, are they a band?
...so I got up, and I started walking towards him.
What you’re using my “bonkers” now too?
"Great idea. We can check on her bunions."
- Get out of my way. - What's going on?
You've never heard of The Vandals?
What, you're using my " babies" now?
Yeah. Really great.
- You just shut the- - Elaine, did you hear the news?
.
I'm sure your coworkers like it.
BLOW OUT THE CANDLES BLOW OUT THE CANDLES
...so the book itself becomes a coffee table?
- He's sucking down Equal packets. - Do you think 25 kids is too much?
Get out of the way!
What did you go out there to heckle her for?
Really great! Really, really great!
GET OVER IT
- You know, Leonard Christian's here. - I know.
Put some coffee on me. The hotter the better. That's what I'm here for."
Because of her pinkie toe, that's why.
...you stay close to the ground. Am I right? Well-
REALLY GREEN! REALLY, REALLY GREEN! DON'T YOU THINK SO, ELAINE?
- ...and she heckles me? - She didn't mean anything.
You got to meet her. She's brimming with positivity.