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Yeah. See you.
- What is this? - Just read it.
- Rich people feel so entitled. - Yes, damn them.
It looks like a toy.
Yes. You've never been a part of an actual graduation ceremony.
- What about you? - Same.
Well, I should probably get the gown back.
You are if you're calling it the Big Apple.
- Look. - The Go-Go's.
Could you...
Now say, 'I can't believe I ate the whole thing. '
Okay, one second, and open.
- Come on. - Maybe we're missing something.
Those are the tickets. It's Thursday, 7:00 p. m.
I have enough faculty recommendations to run for Student Council...
Well, what will we do for entertainment around here?
My pursuit of higher education has led me...
Catalog numbers. He's crazy. The place is right out of High Fidelity.
No hard feelings. Do what you feel is best.
Don't be silly. Your father will be joining me later.
Maybe you and I ought to do a little reproducing after the ceremony.
I don't want the whole damn ceremony and none of her.
- what if we wrap up a few Aspirin? - Aspirin?
Yes, well, we should get going.
- My God. - What?
Rory, I don't want them to go. It'll just hurt them, and me.
All outbound buses were told to stand down.
So, Richard, how was your day today?
But it's not the only copy. I'm gonna find another copy.
Can you hang on to all my stuff for me? I don't want to leave it in here.
He'll figure it out when he sees the numbers getting smaller.
Then you do that thing where you move the tassel from one side to the other.
You know, the traditional pose.
- Rory's running late. - Late from what?
As long as she's okay, I guess.
that apparently Jessica Hahn would think was beneath her.
you should have gotten out of it. At least this once.
Why are we making so many stops?
make sure Mick Jagger doesn't come near them...
- You're stoned. - Totally.
- He went fishing. - Fishing?