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But how did we get there?
"Dwayne Johnson."
Tom Cruise under your helicopter.
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-Peter, you can't... -Establishing shot!
-Ever! -You're right, you're right.
Yeah, it's a no on the sandwich, Bentley.
For everything you have.
I'm gonna start a podcast that has no focus
(gasps) No way!
Yes, it is.
It's just like what happened to those blacks at that Starbucks.
Hey, you want to take a personality test?
Why are you doing this?
Stewie. Y-You saved me.
Nothing.
So I'm sitting in my office at work
You promised we'd be there for each other forever.
So good to see you.
I just want Skylar back!
that hold you back.
and if you can't support me,
Oh, my God, they got one!
You abandoned me.
ewww cant on foenem grave I'm finna crash out on a ho named peter griffin
JOE (outside): Congratulations on Bowdoin, Meg!
(inhales sharply through teeth)
I read his book.
Good for they.
we assault the nation with Chicago-themed programming.
I've wanted to cut your balls off for years,
You want a war, Peter? Let's go to war.
I call it "The Stewie Decimal System."
Hard to be friends with someone like that.
Tallahassee Family Court calls Peter Griffin.
The punch line is it was 9/11.
So, uh, uh, call me back.
With my boobs and your hair,
I'm a bad friend, I admit it.
no one ever looks at him the same.
Or I'll do the clichéd pharmacy price check jokes.
(gavel bangs)
by the CVS across the street.
The world's crazy.
I haven't been totally honest with you.