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Just take it slow.
I took an earlier flight. I wanted to surprise you, bud.
That was a long time ago.
Try one of these.
but I know you got a rep in this town.
You know my Aunt Edeltraud supplies the meat slicers here.
with an Indian man?
Don't let me out of your sights.
- It was a great cappuccino. - Mm-hmm.
Hey, don't put me in your Tall Boys profile!
He's devilishly handsome,
Pasta?
Oh!
Whoa.
because of the car thing.
Well, about a month or so ago, I told her I thought it's best if probably
She, like, introduced me to art and food and wine and...
- Should we head out? - Yeah, sure.
- Take my hand. - Arnold, um...
Oh, okay.
I'm dancing with the most beautiful girl, and she lives in New York, buddy.
I was getting no girls.
Ciao.
and I was like, "Did I fuck this up?"
Polite hello. You were doing good, too.
Wait, my landlord said there's a beautiful woman downstairs.
Oh, that's good.
Let's just try to go get help.
Yeah, "hi, cuties" are fun, but they're stupid.
Wait, you're sending that girl the same GIF?
Hurry, Cap, I'm stuck in two different ways!
I met Ellen backstage, I took her out on a date,
Yeah!
Well, you come out, too, man.
I got no girls here.
It's not just a friend's wedding.
Hi, cutie.
Mmm, Arnie likes.
We're just not going down that same path of life together anymore.
Sure, sure. No problem.
It's different. This is someone's home.
I don't even have anyone to send it to.
I'm back, man.
Okay, hold on. Let me get a photo.