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YALE CERTAINLY SOUNDS LIKE IT'S AGREEING WITH YOU.
I KNOW.
READY?
I'M HONORED.
PROFESSOR BELL'S COURSE IS ONLY SIX WEEKS LONG,
I AM NEVER MORE THAN 10 FEET AWAY FROM PIE.
RORY, MARK AND MATTHEW WERE JUST TELLING ME
ALL I'M SAYING IS I JUST WANT A LITTLE INFORMATION.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN A LIBRARY, ANYHOW?
A MAGICAL, MAGICAL PLACE.
AT LEAST SHE'S SAFE, RIGHT?
I'M SORRY. COULD YOU MAKE THAT THREE CAPPUCCINOS?
* ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS CALL MY NAME *
A WEEK, A YEAR.
THEN I HOPE YOU'LL CONSIDER ACCEPTING.
SUBSTITUTE "CONFIDENTIAL SOURCE
IT LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE KISSING.
LOOK AT YOUR DREAM LOG.
WE'LL JUST WAIT TILL HE LIES DOWN FOR HIS NAP
THAT IS OFF BROADWAY.
I DON'T SEE ONE PERSON IN THIS ROOM
I DO NOT HAVE MY DIARIES FROM LAST NOVEMBER
I HAVE A REALLY BAD THIGH COMPLEX.
BUT YALE COLLEGE NEVER RECEIVED IT
SOMEONE'S QUIET.
I HEAR YOU PROTESTING.
BYE-BYE, NOW. BYE-BYE.
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH A WEEK'S NOTICE?
IN WHAT?
WHY? WHAT'S THE POINT?
WITH THE BUSINESS WE CALL SHOW.
THEN WE'LL KNOW WHERE TO FIND YOU, OKAY?
OH, AND MY POLE DANCE IS WAY HOTTER.
SURE, I MEAN, LUKE'S ALWAYS HAD A TOUCH OF DARKNESS IN HIM.
DID YOUR MINI-ME SHOW UP?
IT IS AN EXTREMELY HECTIC, FAST-PACED ENVIRONMENT.
THE CAMPUS POLICE GOT HER.
IMAGINE ALL THE TABLES
OKAY, YOU ARE ABOUT TO GET A FIRSTHAND FEEL
YESTERDAY'S RETRO DESIGNS IN TODAY'S FASHION COLORS
* COFFEE BEANS GROW BY THE MILLIONS *
I NOTICED YOU TWO SEEMED TO BE HITTING IT OFF THE OTHER NIGHT.
WHAT?
TO HELP ME CELEBRATE 40 WONDERFUL YEARS ON THE STAGE.
TAKING HER TO THE HEWITT MEMORIAL QUADRANGLE
WHICH WAS DESIGNED BY MAYA LIN.
YEAH, ESPECIALLY SINCE SHE'LL BE SNORING BY THEN.
I DON'T WANT TO HANG ON TO THINGS OR STARE AT THINGS.
STEVE? BIBLE.
I GOT LOST. DON'T TELL ANYONE I WAS HERE.
SOME ANGRY PARENTS WILL BE HERE IN A MOMENT TO TALK TO ME.
BUT LUKE'S A LITTLE MORE TOUCHED THAN SOME.
OH, IT WASN'T THE TV.
LET'S SIT AND CALMLY TRY TO FIGURE THIS OUT.
WHY? BUSINESS.
THANKS.
I HAVE SOMEONE STANDING ABNORMALLY CLOSE TO ME.
YOU'LL BE THE FIRST TO KNOW.
I HAVE A BUSINESS PROPOSITION FOR YOU.
I LOVE IT.
I JUST COULDN'T STAND THE IDEA
I KNOW, BUT IT FEELS SO COLLEGIATE.
THE PEOPLE THAT YOU MEET THERE
* OH, OH, OH
WHEN IT COMES TO THE COLLECTIVE UNCONSCIOUS?
OH, MY GOD. ARE YOU OKAY?
YES, I DO REALIZE HOW INCREDIBLY STUPID THAT JUST SOUNDED.
YALE BASEBALL CAP, VISOR, COFFEE MUG.
OKAY, LET ME SHOW YOU AROUND THE PLACE.
I LIKE THAT ONE.
I KNOW HIM FROM SCHOOL. HE'S JUST A CASUAL FRIEND.
JUST GO BACK TO WHAT YOU WERE DOING, PLEASE.
YEAH, LOOK --
IT'S IMPORTANT FOR YOU
AND I PAID FOR AN ENTIRE MONTH.
I WAS JUST LEAVING.