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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
OH! I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T SEE YOU THERE.
DOES THAT WORK FOR YOU?
HE DOES NOT.
OH, IT MATTERS TO ME. I DON'T WANT UGLY GRANDCHILDREN.
LOGAN.
NO, HONEY. THE PARTY'S ON TUESDAY, THE 30th.
WE CAME TO A VERY FAIR AGREEMENT.
I'M RORY. YOU MUST BE ANNA.
MY FATHER KNOWS MORE PERSONAL DISH ABOUT YOU THAN I DO.
OKAY, NIGHT.
DID SHE TELL YOU ABOUT THE BENCH?
SO IF THERE'S ANY AUDIENCE PARTICIPATION,
YEAH, SHE'S RIGHT HERE.
THANKS FOR THE RIDE.
WONDERFUL. THEN I CAN INFORM ANNA'S PARENTS
SO IF I WANTED THE BOAT, I HAD TO TAKE EVERYTHING,
THIS WAS HIS BOAT, AND THIS DECISION WAS MINE.
AND SHE'LL BE ARRIVING MONDAY MORNING AT 9:00.
EXCUSE ME.
[ SIGHS ]
OR HE JUST MIGHT NOT MAKE IT.
EVERYTHING'S GREAT.
EVE HARRINGTON HAS ARRIVED.
THE YALE SODA COZY. HOW CUTE IS THAT?
"BUTT-FACE MISCREANT"?
MY DESK IS OVER HERE.
I GET INTO KIND OF A FUNK. IT'S LIKE, UM...
BECAUSE WE'RE IN A RELATIONSHIP.
YOU HAVE NOT PUT YOURSELF OUT THERE.
YOU COMBINE THAT WITH YOUR BLACK DRESS,
* SO THEY HAVE TO FIND THOSE EXTRA CUPS TO FILL *
I DON'T REALLY LIKE TO TALK ABOUT IT.
HIS FATHER OWNS SOME OF THE FINEST NEWSPAPERS
OUT WHERE?
NO.
Where would a 16-year-old girl go for a good time?
SORRY.
LUKE'S VERY UPSET WITH ME.
AND THAT ADVICE IS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD.
I'll call you later?
NO. SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO MEET ME.
I'M NOT TAKING HER TO THE PUB.
SO SHE'S SHOWING YOU A GOOD TIME?
ON ME AT THE MOMENT.
NEVER.
IF YOU'RE NOT ME --
THE TEACHER WHO GAVE HER THE "B"
I AM PUTTING MYSELF OUT THERE.
WHY?
YES, IT'S GREAT.
SHE'S A FINE YOUNG LADY, LOGAN.
COLLEGE TO ME MEANS NO MORE UNIFORMS.
AND THAT'S WHAT I DID.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I DID TO GET ON HIS BAD SIDE
THAT'S A LIFE LESSON TO REMEMBER.
OH, I KNOW.
MY DAD WAS PAYING HER EVERY MONTH 20 YEARS BEFORE THAT!
OH, KIRK, DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT LUKE'S DARK DAY?
I SHOULD HAVE STAYED OUT OF IT.
[ GASPS ] OH! NO.
Two, but they were about the same bench.
HOW'S YOUR PUNCH?
I MEAN, I DIDN'T THINK LIKE YOU WOULD THINK.
WELL, SHE'LL GO TO ALL OF MY CLASSES WITH ME, OF COURSE.
I NEVER STOP SLIPPING, EVEN WHEN I GET OUT.
IT'S YOUR BOAT.
Okay, well, did we see him on November 30th last year?
LADIES.
I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT WHILE I UNDERSTAND
BETWEEN REPORTER AND EDITOR --
AND I NEED HIM TO MOVE HIS BOAT.
SO I DROPPED BY TO TELL YOU
I'M RIGHT HERE, MARTY. I KNOW, PARIS.
WE CONSIDERED HAVING DINNER FIRST,
THIS IS MY THIRD TIME.
SHE'S NOT NOWHERE.
NOW WE'RE THE CRAZY PINE-SCENTED LADIES.
YOU HAVE BOYS BRINGING YOU FOOD. [ CHUCKLES ]