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(GROANS AGAIN)
What the fudge is going on out there?
If I don't come back another man,
You think I need a tube in my front?
(GROANS)
No more telling you you're beautiful, Muriel.
(LAUGHS SLYLY)
Thurgood, come to bed. I'll make it worth your while.
Super, it's too hot.
Well, if I'm back to the old me,
Thurgood, if your hands were full, how did you knock?
It better be wood.
Could be. My blood pressure had to go somewhere.
It's just like the SATs all over again.
Please, brother-in-law, don't hold out on me.
Now, was that so hard?
That means no more sex.
None that I can think of.
Thurgood, the pills on your mustache.
Now, get that thing out of my sight.
All right, Thurgood, time to put the clown in the cannon.
Oh, no, you didn't!
The side effects are minimal and the results have been promising.
How many transfers do you think it'd take to get to Hawaii?
He'll be back in 30 days, depending on his behavior.
Hmm.
(GASPS) No!
(SCREAMS)
(SIGHS)
Muriel, I feel an odd sense of calm and contentment