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I feel a little dizzy. Gillespie...
I don't understand. Are the Bulls in the playoffs?
Well, fine, I don't need your damn, stupid pills.
I'm telling you I'm so excited I can barely breathe
Like the kind we rekindled this past week.
Okay?
I'm afraid there are no more pills for you. You're cured.
Yeah, can't feel that, either.
Man, just one pill left.
(SCOFFS) Wouldn't that be the final kick in the ass?
Then, it gets a little tricky.
Good night, Muriel.
Fore... tee.
I think the only thing left is for you to, you know,
Monday?
It's goofy without being stupid.
I could have killed you five minutes ago,
Now, how do I make one pill last the rest of my marriage?
Man, oh, man, bingo!
Look, I got you some nice non-fat fat back and tofu pig's feet.
So I waited two hours and this Dr. Next never even showed up.
(EXCLAIMING)
No more parallel parking.
(BREATHES DEEPLY) I'm gonna kill that boy.
Muriel, no means no.
(COMPLAINING)
Out of my way, I'm leaving,
Muriel, what the hell are you doing?
(GRUNTS)
What do you need? Shrimp? You like shrimp?