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Seriously?
Parkour.
[IN NORMAL VOICE] I don't know what the plan is, Schmidt.
- Don't do it. ...to a little, adorable...
- You can hear that? - It's blasting! Jess is trying to sleep.
...because I find teaching to be icky but...
Much like a running back would want...
I'm gonna die so soon.
Okay, listen up. I got 3.5 years to live. I can't be an assistant anymore.
In other news, I just spent three days trying to impress people who don't own bed frames.
Don't trust your government, kids. Ahem.
We should take those shavings and then sprinkle them by his car.
I mean, I made plans with...
Don't...
[HONKING]
All right, Nick. Very funny.
Is that you in tailored, grown-up clothing?
- Ew! Why? - So I can pour it over Schmidt's bed...
They hate me. And I know why they hate me, it's because I'm old...
I think your pants look fine.
- What? - On those pranks, yeah.
Schmidt, you're blasting the TV, you maniac.
Daring or gauche?
Surprising.
I wonder if it's your shoes. Have you tried different shoes?
You can hate him for being old, but you can't hate me.
Right, that's a thing, right? Moo?
- Not to mention the money we'd save. Heh, heh. - I know. Wait, what money?
It is crazy, how much they hate you.
Well, anyway, I gotta fill this up with pee.
...if we just focused our energy onto something a little more worthwhile?
The Spice is coming back. The guy with the horse?