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Um, I can't hang out with you anymore.
Who's Steve Urkelli?
Do you know what the people I work with call it?
So hello, robot sex.
- That's right, that's right. NICK: Wow!
Congratulations, Schmidt. That... That's weird news.
Totally.
Just wanted to give you a heads-up...
- It's very awkward, and I don't know how to... - They hate Schmidt.
So much.
Jess, why would you do this to us?
[SCHMIDT MOOING]
I don't wanna die. I wanna work. Honestly. I wanna work here.
It's a different world over there. A world where it's okay to only have a part-time job.
We hate you because you're a viciously unbearable ass-head.
[IMITATES MICHELLE TANNER] How rude!
It's Jess
As your elder, can I give you a little advice?
- It's halftime in America! - Man, that's amazing.
I can do any character from an '80s sitcom. Quiz me.
Under budget?