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TGIF marathon on tonight.
- Double check. NICK: I like getting older.
You too, Schmidt.
...what I was doing and I told it that I was crushing it.
Yes, it has "old" in the title, and yes, it's all over my body.
- You should come over. - Yeah.
...because they weren't judging me for "not crushing it."
Jess, do you wanna hula-hoop with me all night-slash-forever?
Minus one year if you frequently question your career choice. Check.
There's no time for sleep.
Here, sit down, relax, watch some TV.
- Come on. - Not even in my darkest moments did I do Urkel.
You either go way too small...
But I gotta follow my passion.
Those kids with the found furniture and no TV because it's cool?
Today I got a locker and in 18 months I'm gonna roll into some sweet dental coverage.
- Flowy. - Really curly.
- What? - I can't take this anymore.
...or one large party-size casserole?
How did you come up with that? Where'd you get that?
It is perfectly fine to watch TV all day.
[JESS GASPS]
You got beer on her, man.