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Watch this. Hey guys.
You can hear this?
...and you two walking corpses...
- What's the chair doing over here? - I just moved it.
Turn it down, man, turn it down. It's too loud.
I don't know how to tell you this. Actually, I do.
Thank you.
Not only am I the youngest person in this loft, I'm also the most successful.
- You live with us. - But I live with you guys.
Well, hell, yes, send a car!
...I'm just gonna sleep off an ass-ton of quinoa.
They never did get that Frisbee back.
SCHMIDT: Hey, look at me.
Low on bean! Low on bean! I repeat, I'm low on bean!
You know, in a vague kind of "Look at that go-getter in a brightly-colored sweater" way.
Hey, Nana, Pop-Pop. You missed an unreal hang last night.
sayitlikeurkel.com Did I do that?
Jess. This is the hardest thing I've ever had to say.
Please help me be cool.
- Ass-head. - Ass-head! Yeah!
Yeah. Mama's gonna ride this blazer all the way to a tutoring job.
[MOUTHS] You'll never see it coming.
It's because I care so much.
- I thought he died. - Let's get out before his robe opens.
I used that Frisbee as a dish. Heh-heh-heh.
- That's how she casseroles. BRORIE: What?
...Brorie, Sutton and Fife are in a triad and Chaz is a floater.
Okay, Jess, tonight you're obviously gonna want to follow my lead.